Gerald Thomas or Gerry. Pleasure to meet you. New English Professor at Olympus University after a sad.... Accident the former holder had.
But of course, I have a heart of gold, noone likes to see it though.
I have been informed that you don’t have one.
… I think you secretly do, though.
What? No! I’m not that malicious!
Oh really now?
Exactly, you can see me and stop me. Not saying that I have any intention of hurting you.
… I think you secretly do, though.
All in all, you know I’d never stab you in back! That’s not my style! I’m a more direct kind of guy, you know?
So you’d rather stab me in the front rather than at my back?
You welcome, Gerry! You know I only say these things with the most love I dig deep from the catacombs of my heart.
… I think that was sarcasm, Lincoln. Though I thank you for that wonderful… Confession.
I’m no the type to do that, I’d say I don’t like you to your face. Then I’d push you off a cliff.
…. That’s very sweet, Lincoln. Thank you.
Hmph, just making sure, you know. No need to tell me it was sarcasm, I know it was! Of course I’ll accept your hug, Gerry, we’ve been friends way too long to argue of something so petty.
Well, I’m glad you have forgiven me, Lincoln. Wouldn’t want a knife in my back by tomorrow.
You’re so literal Gerry, I didn’t mean literally hanging from the ceiling I meant metaphorical… I deserved you leaving? Huh, no one deserves the loss of their best friend!
I knew you were exaggerating, but I didn’t know you would stand on the ceiling, Lincoln! You must be superman or such! That was sarcasm. Alright. No does? So let me give you an awkward hug of forgiveness.
Gerry, you’ve been neglectful of your best friend! You left me practically hanging from the ceiling! but other than that~ I’m good!
t
Perhaps you deserved it? And Lincoln, don’t exaggerate, you weren’t on the ceiling when I left you. Well, that’s great to hear!
